THE TAKE
#IDontWantToOverreactBut the Texans Defense doesn’t scare a SOUL! They surprisingly are the MAIN reason the Texans are completely DEFEATED and almost certainly heading towards the SHITE division
BOLDNESS
48/100
GRADE
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PLAYERS / TEAMS
Houston TexansTexans DefenseAFC South
GRADING CRITERIA
TRUE IF
Texans defense ranks bottom-10 in key metrics (yards allowed, points allowed, DVOA) by season end and team finishes last in AFC South;
FALSE IF
defense improves or team finishes higher in division standings.
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This take hasn't been graded yet. Resolution expected JAN 15, 2027.